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Meal Demotivational Poster


MARRIAGE, SHARED -


TAGS: happy meal halved
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - February 4, 2013, 12:09 pm
Thanks TeeO, oh and just get some floss
TheOne - February 3, 2013, 7:05 pm
Dentures are on the price hm? Better get me a pair 60 years in advance. Well done.
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 4:36 pm
Not so sad…..could been no teeth to share…..thnx Mao
maoworks2 - January 15, 2013, 4:27 pm
Sad But True GaryO 5 Sharing L's.
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 11:26 am
So true, Oiler. And thank you. Cheers
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 11:12 am
The older you get, the more likely you have seen what you described Gary. Very nice job
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:13 am
Thank you, sir Ug. And yes, Prissy...the fear...and the fear of our grandkids. Knew of an ol' gal that would occasionally take hers out and lick 'em...after dinner.
ughomer - January 15, 2013, 7:06 am
Very good posterization of the joke. 5L GaryO.
MissPriss - January 15, 2013, 2:07 am
That's gonna be my parents...shiver!
GaryO - January 14, 2013, 10:36 pm
Yes and yes
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 10:19 pm
That's true love and that's truly gross


HAPPY MEALS - ~Think outside the box~


TAGS: happy meals think change food
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:33 pm
Thanks for the 5L giggle!


BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...




amazing! -




A REAL MANS MEAL - With a bit of luck you may live to finish it


TAGS: meal
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by lazyphil



EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE -




FREEDOM -


TAGS: mcliberty meal crankyhead
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Tarapin - April 30, 2011, 8:45 pm
This isn't Burger King. You don't get it your way.
autumnspirit - January 14, 2011, 8:58 pm
Awesome! 5L's


I KNOW - it won't be Taco Bell


TAGS: last meal
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Airman

steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 1:05 pm
Fava beans and a nice Chianti...
erpiv1 - April 28, 2012, 12:55 pm
A peanut b***er samich...I'm allergic to peanut b***er...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2012, 5:08 pm
Two words. MAGIC MUSHROOMS.
Airman - April 27, 2012, 4:14 pm
my mother in laws Tuna Surprise Casserole. then you welcome death
Chrysophase2003 - April 27, 2012, 4:00 pm
Something that takes about 30 years to prepare.
TWOEDGE - April 26, 2012, 1:48 pm
eat a life saver ;)


99 Cent Meals Return -


TAGS: mcdonalds back with 99 meals
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - November 3, 2014, 2:49 pm
Sucks. Yes, billions and billions. World-wide. Weird, McD's gives the people exactly what they want and they all beatch. Get the coffee, no bad press, so far.
Thedge - November 3, 2014, 2:47 pm
Good, cheap coffee. I like the coffee MUCH better than Starbuck's, actually.
GaryO - November 3, 2014, 10:21 am
But...Good coffee is there. Really good coffee.
Cannabal - November 3, 2014, 10:19 am
McDonald's sucks.


HAPPINESS -




Dear Health Club -


TAGS: health exercise oatmeal sesame street
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 5:03 am
Thanks Miss Priss... :)
MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 3:26 am
C is for cop out to the "man"...5L d*** you Sesame Street!
Greybeard - September 2, 2014, 11:07 pm
Thank you :)
GaryO - September 2, 2014, 9:13 pm
COOOKIES!!
Oldsod - September 2, 2014, 8:03 pm
YEAH, DAMMIT! 5L!


STEAK AND ALE -


TAGS: beer meat grocery man meal
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:12 am
…..but n-o-o-o-o, turns out magnifying glasses can leave a mark. OK, I’ll work on the seat down principle, as long as I’m permitted to pee standing up…hey-y-y-y!.... did you just call me a ‘(con’t)’??.... that’s it, I’m peein’ off the back porch
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:11 am
Diamonds..worst investment ever. Shopped for a diamond pendant once. The teeny weeny delicate chain was bigger than the ‘stone’ on the one I could afford….looked like a piece of sand…..so I got her a magnifying glass too. Win win you’d think….
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 3:50 pm

Unless you do it with diamonds...
GaryO - July 3, 2013, 3:29 pm
s-o-o-o-o, marking my territory is out?
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 10:34 am

should return it to its normal position, AAANNND out of courtesy, love, and respect for others, should see to it that it is CLEAN.
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 10:31 am

...and your lovely and treasured lady leaves it down for ALL her visits, that means that for 75% of the time, the seat is in its right and proper position. Logic dictates that the individual who uses the contraption in a way that is outside the norm...
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 10:29 am

It's simple, really. They are called 'seats'. That means their natural and correct position is down. Their natural and correction CONDITION is clean and DRY. Considering that you leave the seat down for roughly 1/4 of all your visits...(con't)
GaryO - July 3, 2013, 9:48 am
But, I’ll continue to put the seat down….and put it up…and down…and up…….oh, and down
GaryO - July 3, 2013, 9:47 am
Well, I’m just not catchin’ on. I mean, I’m pretty sure I can grasp the spring feature on a theater seat, and not just sit there a foot higher than everybody else.
lgvernon - July 2, 2013, 11:02 am

GAry, darling, ***bie, sweetie~~the seat left up is not a woman's problem. It's a man's problem. Just like leaving seat on the table in a restaurant is the restaurant's problem. Just like leaving seats up in the theater is the theater's problem.
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:14 am
Fair ‘nough…now…’bout that lid problem of yours…….I can help. I have come up with a two-step (no fail) instruction program…with illustrations
Reality Lord - July 2, 2013, 8:23 am

good getting the female perspective....ouch.


VEGANS - Don't eat food with a face


TAGS: vegans oatmeal vegetarian
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by OfffNoah

calvin5040 - May 22, 2012, 12:51 am
I'm getting a sharpie and going to the grocery store and writing faces on everything.
rerun - May 20, 2012, 6:21 pm

great 1st poster


MY BIG FAT CHRISTMAS DINNER -


TAGS: meal overweight
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 29, 2012, 11:04 am
Hello? You don't share? Thanks for making me hungry Kstoker teehee.
MissPriss - December 29, 2012, 11:03 am
Yes please...and extra gravy!
GaryO - December 29, 2012, 10:03 am
Impeccable timing, the holidays…..winter insulation……..a little more R-60 my dear?
Kstoker - December 29, 2012, 9:42 am
Just one more Cinnabon and then I'll start my New Years resolution. Good one


HARD WORK -


TAGS: three meals a day for the slave fame and fortune to the master
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 12, 2013, 9:16 am
Ha ha .. I generally leave the humor for the more funny people.
ughomer - February 12, 2013, 9:14 am
Moti ~ for a fleeting moment, I thought (from the title) this was poking fun at the Masters PGA tourney!! How wrong can an Ug get?


SWEET JESUS - They Left out some of the Pizza!


TAGS: epic mealtime fast food pizza
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by pitbull

Reality Lord - June 12, 2011, 7:46 am

only in america


EXTINCTION -




OHNOSECOND -




EAGLES - The most rarest of species, it is also the most intelligent... Wait a minute...


TAGS: eagle getting meal
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by 1enferno

1enferno - December 19, 2009, 7:43 pm
hey! I didn't know there was another site dhat had this! accuse me of nothing! it's a dumb poster anyways
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:20 pm
I know this poster... just worded a little dirrerently. Once again, I do look over the other sites.


HAPPY MEALS - Some days you just need one!


TAGS: happy meals mcdonalds fast food ronald clown
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by RayZorZedge

rerun - June 18, 2010, 10:14 pm

The sad truth kids, Ronald only had 6 smester hours left to graduate. Sadly, he met and fell in love with a evil woman, we call her rock, crack cocaine


HAPPY MEAL - Whatever happened to the cookies after that scandal with Mayor McCheese.


TAGS: mcdonalds happy meal cookies mayor mccheese
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

John - August 12, 2009, 12:32 am
Shake-zula, the mic-rula...


MEAL - This is not




PORTION CONTROL - The typical Eritrean diet is approx. this many calories per day




Knowledge & Wisdom -


TAGS: old wise oatmeal brain
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 8:11 pm
Pull me in the shallow waters before I get too deep---too deep---- Edie & The Bohemians 5L!!! LUV it!!!
Greeny - September 25, 2015, 5:40 am
I knew you guys would understand
MissPriss - September 24, 2015, 11:59 pm
In other words a 5L reminder to get your pet spayed or neutered!
concern3 - September 24, 2015, 4:55 am
A 5er and it's on at 10am here
GaryO - September 24, 2015, 3:04 am
fav (duh)...'oatmeal brain'..lol


Bad Gnus -


TAGS: combo meal with a drink
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Oldsod - June 7, 2015, 7:00 am
What a hideously beautiful pun! 5
concern3 - June 7, 2015, 4:33 am
Words thats a 5er
mizzdizz - June 6, 2015, 7:54 pm
GROOOAAAAAAAAN!!!!! ROTFL! Glad you're back, Demon!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!


Cuisine -




REGRETS -


TAGS: homealone regrets
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by TheMarinesHaveLanded

TheMarinesHaveLanded - April 7, 2015, 2:11 pm
Semper Fi mac!
mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 9:16 am
Way to go Boot! You're quick on your feet! You'll do just fi-I-I-I-ine!!!! LOL!!!!
TheMarinesHaveLanded - April 1, 2015, 10:55 am
Yes?
mizzdizz - March 31, 2015, 2:52 am
Future Marine?


The Oatmeal Kit -




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